1.咖啡不用冲，迟早会成功。
2.读孙子兵法，品启强人生。
3.强吻程姐不后悔，我是莽村李宏伟。
4.头疼来自烟灰缸，我的名字叫徐江。
5.挂挡转弯不减速，莽村有田你记住。
6.我怕风浪大，你忘了我以前卖鱼的。
7.师傅遗言我不讲，卧薪藏胆叫李响。
8.见到老婆必须跑，我的人生才会妙。
9.车到山前必有路，但是有田没杀住。
10.出身寒微不是耻辱，能屈能伸方为丈夫。
11.手握冻鱼追一路，我叫阿盛你记住。
12.鱼摊卖鱼开大货，八杀超神陈金默。
While eating in a restaurant, I reprimanded my four-year-old son for speaking with his mouth full . "Mump umn Kmpfhm," was all I heard. "Drew," I scolded, "no one can understand a word you're saying.
"He says he wants some ketchup," my husband said calmly . A woman sitting nearby leaned over and asked, "How in the world did you understand him?"
"I'm a dentist," my husband explained
狂飙原著结局不搞笑。
《狂飙》原著结局是高启强逍遥法外，而安心选择辞职。高启强为了给弟弟报仇，不仅把谭思言肢解灌水泥，还把李响一家都杀了。孟德海并非一尘不染，他才是第一个跟高启强合作的人。因为妻子患重病需要一大笔治疗的费用，孟德海早就跟高启强合作了。